Mi selva.

Question: Where does one keep plants in a little apartment?
Answer: Everywhere.



Location 1: On the table in the kitchen (and on the window sill and on the shelves).


Location 2: On a chair in the corner. Helpful hint--make sure to store your wife's books under the chair, they are good an absorbing any water that overflows your pots and will therefore protect the wood floor.


Location 3: On top of the microwave on top of the refrigerator. This serves 2 purposes, the appliances give some bottom heat to your tropical plants and it puts about 3 sq. ft. of the urban forest above your wife's line of sight.


Location 4: On the TV cabinet. Considering that the TV isn't plugged in to anything (cable is for rich losers), the foliage gives your guests something to stare at.


Other popular locations: on the floor, in the bathroom, window sills, book shelves.